i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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