I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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