Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And then he peed in my hair
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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