honey bunches of taint.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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