so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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