Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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