Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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