Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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