I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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