): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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