carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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