butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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