I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Acid is not a monday night drug
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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