i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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