it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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