I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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