I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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