She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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