just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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