Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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