The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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