I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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