Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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