do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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