I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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