My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.