at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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