do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
