I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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