It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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