who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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