this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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