Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
