I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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