Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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