dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
there is puke in my bra ... again
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