You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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