There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Randomize