Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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