Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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