I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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