Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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