have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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