I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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