Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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