seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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