You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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