yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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