I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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