She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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