Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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