Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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