that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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