There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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