carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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