Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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