i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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