I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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