no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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