i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Alive.
So much puke
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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