so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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